Day: September 9, 2009
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Suicide Bomber Sues For Injuries
Author: John Francis Raines Published Date: September 9, 2009 3 Comments on Suicide Bomber Sues For Injuries
WASHINGTON D.C.– Known terrorist Ahmed Aafiya Sadeed has filed a law suit against the United States Government, claiming the White House to be an unsafe work environment. The law suit arose after Ahmed Aafiya Sadeed was injured falling off of…
iPhone Explodes in Ossetia – Millions Feared Dead
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 9, 2009
French consumer groups are investigating a disturbing bout of recent reports concerning iPhone 3GS models that have exploded or burst into flames spontaneously.
Congress Places Bill of Rights Up for Auction on eBay
Author: Fuzzy Duffy Published Date: September 9, 2009 3 Comments on Congress Places Bill of Rights Up for Auction on eBay
Washington, DC (BSNE): Amid much fanfare, Congressional leaders from both parties announced a new series of aggressive raise revenues to off set the skyrocketing Federal Budget Deficit. At the top of the Initiative is to offer the Bill of Rights…