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Senator McCain Makes Preparations for Acceptance Speech

Senator McCain Makes Preparations for Acceptance Speech

GlossyNews.com – In what many in the Washington beltway press are calling “just a little bit weird”, the office of Senator John McCain has sent out a press release this morning announcing his intent to hold a victory celebration for his election to president later this evening at the Motel 6 in downtown Phoenix.

Several close friends have privately confided that they think he has finally taken the big dive over the deep end.

Right: Senator John McCain, just another Tea Party casualty. (Click to enlarge, if you dare)

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His formerly calm approach to events has continually fallen apart since his predicted loss to President Obama in 2008 and he seems to continue to believe he is still campaigning every time a camera is in front of him.

His beautiful but doe-eyed wife has told several confidential advisers that she has grown tired of his jumping up in the middle of the night and delivering stump speeches, pushing her nipples and singing bomb, bomb Iran.

We are not sure that our news organization will be able to cover this planned event with the heavy schedule we currently have, but then again, most of us in the newsroom really, really like it when there isn’t a line at the bar.

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2 Responses to “Senator McCain Makes Preparations for Acceptance Speech”

  1. kilroy says:

    That sucking sound you hear is McCain’s last shred of dignity being sucked down a rat hole.

  2. Mike Kelly says:

    Please don't do that when I have a mouth full of gin. It tickles my nose when I laugh.

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