GlossyNews.com – Exit polls show that while voters split about 50-50 on which candidate they preferr for president, 99.3% agreed that they also voted just to bring an end to the election season.
“Oh, totally,” Miranda Kelly said, “One more day of the ads and I would have been drowning puppies.”
“At this point, I don’t care who wins,” Tom Yerkle agreed, “This shit needs to end. I really don’t even remember who I voted for and I don’t care.”
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Janice Randolph knows just who she didn’t voted for, though.
“I counted all the signs I saw on the way to the polling station, and the mothertrucker with the most… I voted for the other one.”
Reports have also surfaced that a man, distributing papers outside a Tucson, Arizona, polling station with the heading ‘Martin for President – 2016′, was apparently stoned to death. Police have leads, but have decided not to follow them out of respect to his victims.
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heaven help us!
You do have a point. And to think, we are a mere three months from the start of the 2016 campaign.
You just harshed my election night buzz there, Mike!
Sorry Kilroy, I just report the news not make it, other than that time I was shown in the background in handcuffs. But I swear that was kink and not an actual arrest. I have no further comment.
Oh, nuff said!
you are sick!!! Did you take your meds today??? And why were you released?
2016? I thought the world end december 21st of this year.
good point. panic now and avoid the rush.
I have taken them, I'm just not sure of the dosage right now. Have to speak with the Captain, is he there?
Leslie Howard As of 10:44 est better make good with your deity(ies).
the world only ends 12-21 if romney wins
looks like the world is saved from our mayan destroyers!