GlossyNews.com – Exit polls show that while voters split about 50-50 on which candidate they preferr for president, 99.3% agreed that they also voted just to bring an end to the election season.
“Oh, totally,” Miranda Kelly said, “One more day of the ads and I would have been drowning puppies.”
“At this point, I don’t care who wins,” Tom Yerkle agreed, “This shit needs to end. I really don’t even remember who I voted for and I don’t care.”
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Janice Randolph knows just who she didn’t voted for, though.
“I counted all the signs I saw on the way to the polling station, and the mothertrucker with the most… I voted for the other one.”
Reports have also surfaced that a man, distributing papers outside a Tucson, Arizona, polling station with the heading ‘Martin for President – 2016’, was apparently stoned to death. Police have leads, but have decided not to follow them out of respect to his victims.
12 thoughts on “Americans Flock to Polls Desperate to End Election Season”
looks like the world is saved from our mayan destroyers!
the world only ends 12-21 if romney wins
Leslie Howard As of 10:44 est better make good with your deity(ies).
I have taken them, I'm just not sure of the dosage right now. Have to speak with the Captain, is he there?
good point. panic now and avoid the rush.
2016? I thought the world end december 21st of this year.
you are sick!!! Did you take your meds today??? And why were you released?
Oh, nuff said!
Sorry Kilroy, I just report the news not make it, other than that time I was shown in the background in handcuffs. But I swear that was kink and not an actual arrest. I have no further comment.
You just harshed my election night buzz there, Mike!
You do have a point. And to think, we are a mere three months from the start of the 2016 campaign.
heaven help us!
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