At a recent dinner event, Vice President Joe Biden not only gave away classified secrets to the press, but claimed he’s taking credit for inventing intercourse along with Al Gore!
According to a Biden Spokesman, ” Intercourse pretty much goes along with the Vice President’s feelings on increasing taxes too.”
To make things worse, Biden is also claiming the electronic game Wii is also a result of his inventive skills.
When asked about intercourse, he claims he and Al Gore worked feverishly to perfect the system and visualized it taking over play time in the future. The Vice President also hinted at both he and Gore were instrumental in developing the internet but they couldn’t get it small enough to replace their pagers. The long wires involved were another stumbling block.
Wii, it seems, was invented by Biden as he tried skiing and broke his wrist when he went down the Bunnie slope. Feeling the need to allow fairness where everyone could be a champion skier, he invented the Wii Ski Master game where all actions are safely done in your living room.
According to Biden, his next invention will be a plagiarism-scrambler so everyone can steal other’s work and pass it off as there own. In the past, Biden was caught with speech material he passed on as his own and knew the humiliation of being caught as a plagiarist.