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NEW CNN CONSPIRACY THEORY! “The Yellow Jackets DON’T EXIST!”

After years of being  unfairly targeted for their principled anti-Saddam coverage, universally beloved and admired centrist news corporation CNN have finally acknowledge the debt they owe to free hearts across the world (a phrase they borrowed from Reagan and Maggie…

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Posted in War Zone World News

REGIME CHANGE! African ‘Coalition of the Willing’ Swears to Save Oppressed French, Restore Human Rights

Don’t worry, Paris: help is at hand! Your old friends, Africa, will not forget you! Human rights are universal! All oppressors who deny human rights must be crushed without mercy! Given the widespread oppression and state terror the ruthlessly violent…

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Posted in World News

TIME TO BOMB FRANCE! A Modest Proposal on Macron & The Yellow Jackets

Wow, it sounds like the European Spring is just leading to more and more state brutality and oppression of the French people! France is a failed state, and in order to fulfil its responsibilities to the international community, maybe it…

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Vive Les Gilets Jaunes! Poems for the Yellow Jacket Patriots

And the Last Cock Shall Crow Rise O Sons of Liberty! First children of the Church! Rise O Gallic Cock As on the first dawn,

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