Tag: space travel
Like a Good Neighbor, State Farm Agent Materializes Enroute to Mars
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: February 23, 2018
State Farm is an American Insurance company which prides themselves on terrible ads, as well as impossibly lofty promises; so it’s no wonder Elon Musk chose them to insure his Midnight Red Tesla Roadster. But when he called in his…
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American Hypocrisy Fuels Interdimensional Starship
Author: Benjamin Cain Published Date: December 25, 2016
Dateline: WATERLOO–A team of scientists and engineers at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario has invented a technique for converting American leaders’ hypocrisy into fuel to power an interdimensional starship. Thorsten Dillydally, leader of the team of researchers, was led…