Tag: oligarchy
AMERICA IS DOOMED
That’s right, you heard it hear first… AMERICA IS DOOMED! … Wait, what? OK, so here we are… You know about corporate oligarchies, right? And… Jezz Bezos?! Oh wait, I think I lost the thread a bit. Amazon? Er well…
Trump Comes Up With His Own Version Of The Pledge Of Allegiance
Commandant Trump, expanding his power over we serf’s everyday life in keeping with his expanding ego, has taken it upon himself to rewrite the Pledge of Allegiance, a cornerstone of American heritage. His version, ghost written by Kellyanne Conway with…
News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian
Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens. “You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable…
Feudalism Reinstituted in Suckersland Where One Man Owns Everything
Dateline: Richardsville, Suckersland—Economic inequality in Suckersland has reached its ultimate end point: a single man in that nation owns absolutely everything and all of the other inhabitants are broke or in debt. Lord Richard, the man who literally has everything,…