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Great Was the Fall (Parable on America With an Ancient Feel)

In the days of the old King, King Bush, the people did eat of the fat of the earth and drink of the fruit of the vine. But lo a new King, King Obama, ascended the throne and soon there…

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Trump Memes: The Ideas Just Keep Presenting Themselves!

NOTE FROM WALLACE: rfreed is currently the undisputed meme master of Glossy News! However, for even more graphic fun (not necessarily memes!) try Upchuck and JF! AND, AS AN ADDED BONUS – AN ALL PRESIDENT’S MEME:

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Fun Any Time Of The Year – Specialty Haunted Houses

In the latest craze to hit the horror fan crowd are Haunted Houses designed for very specific groups. Each is tailor made to scare the bone marrow out of their target audience- Gun Nut Horror House- Specially made to scare…

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My Private Workout with Obama

[The following is a 100% partially true story]. People routinely accuse me of telling over-the-top fabricated stories in Glossy News. They make these outrageously unfair accusations just because I may bend the truth a tiny bit occasionally – and by…

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Three Reasons Obama Will Not Be Assassinated

With President Elect Obama within days of inauguration as the first black president of these United States, and tensions still running extremely high from the divisive campaigns run by all of the serious GOP contenders, there is very real talk,…

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