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REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness

A local handgun is being praised as a hero for its actions in stopping an armed robbery attempt at an Oak Cliff convenience store. Police responded to a silent alarm activated by cashier Isabella Howdy and found the forlorn felon…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! REVOLUTION IN VALUES! Gun Community Leaders Unite to End the Madness
Posted in Politics Strange People

The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.

The National Rifle Association, under intense pressure to not lose the control they have over American politics, has embarked on a new propaganda relations campaign designed to keep naive Americans under their psychic spell and their intimidation thumb. FIGHT THE…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! The NRA, Facing Increasing Hatred From U.S. Citizens, Reacts With More Intimidating Propaganda Tactics.
Posted in Making Headlines Politics

The Drone Report – We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.

Prelude- Freed Industrial, a sub-section of the vast Rfreed communications network, has just developed a special ‘spy drone’ capable of infiltrating anywhere and everywhere and recording visual and audio data for our columns. FIGHT THE FAKE NEWS! Share these HILARIOUS…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! The Drone Report – We Listen In On The NRA Making Their Most Recent Battle Plans.
Posted in Politics War Zone

NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner

In a sense of tragic loss and deep empathy, NRA Headquarters and local affiliate branches have lowered their flags to half mast in honor of an AR-15 assault rifle that was horrifyingly cut in half and destroyed by its owner….

WTF?! Click now to find out more! NRA Puts Flag At Half Mast For AR-15 Cut In Half By Gun Owner
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FBI Fears NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile of Lone Gunman

Wayne LaPierre, notorious leader of the gun cult religion known as the NRA, is under investigation by the FBI as fitting the profile of the notorious ‘lone gunman’ so prevalent in modern American literature and films. His stoney faced demeanor,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! FBI Fears NRA’s Wayne LaPierre Fits Profile of Lone Gunman