Posted on 14 February 2017.
If you haven’t entered a department store since early October, local man Skip Peters thinks you may be in for a shock. “Not one employee will wish you a merry Christmas,” he claims.
According to Peters, stores across the country have boxed up the lawn inflatables and dancing Santas, along with their holiday cheer. What started as a protest by Starbucks has quickly spread across the nation.
As Peters puts it, “They’ve stolen the joy from young and old alike.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics, War Zone
Posted on 25 September 2015.
The gay-bashing sub-Bullington-Boys caucus, the UK’s hetero-supremacist Section 28 caucus, have found themselves in a sticky situation.
But this time, it isn’t because a handful of London cabinet ministers and active participants in the scandalous London culture of
sexual politics, um, sexual regulation, have suddenly capriciously withdrawn and left the Section 28ers high and dry!
You know, in order to pursue new acts of conquest, and joyously penetrate fresh new virgin territories…
So as to cheaply exploit the material and spiritual resources of their complicit and unprincipled compradors and
Patsies, um, patsies in a measurably fullthroated and hearty manner. Read the full story
Posted in Politics, World News
Posted on 21 July 2015.
Andromeda President: I don’t mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd time, within reason, but they should bloody well accept the way we do things here!!!
Tearful Plutonian claims: My grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak in senses they can’t understand!!! Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Human Interest