Posted in Religionism World News

Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!

Judas Finally Sells out to Rupert Murdoch, Becomes Useful Idiot Josiah Mulls Including Torah Trigger Warnings for Gory Content: Court Conservatives Plot to Overthrow Radical ‘Snowflake Princelings’ King Solomon Regresses to Radical Pomo Nihilism: Theological Diversity is Our Greatest Strength!…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Northern Bible II: The Wackiest Ancient Israel Headlines from the Pre-Zionist Media!
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Posted in Human Interest Religionism

Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown

Wallace Runnymede has been threatened with legal action by malign and powerful West Coast bureaucratic forces that he is strictly forbidden to name… On account of his anticipated smackdown on the Jehovah’s Witnesses sect. GlossyNews? Well, that as well. Still,…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown