Outraged citizens, incensed by the shredding of childrens bodies at Sandy Hook Elementary School last week by a crazy with an assault rifle, turned out in droves at the grave of Charleton Heston, legendary CEO of the National Rifle Association, to rip him out of his entombment.
Their goal was to tear the Bushmaster .223, the same assault weapon used in the Sandy Hook massacre, out of his hands that he was buried holding.
Charleton Heston is famous for his remarks made a week after the school shootings at Columbine High School in which he said “If you want my gun then you will have to tear it out of my dead cold hands”.
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This they have now done. Not only did they pull it out of his cold, mummified hands, but they also slammed a few rounds into his corpse out of sheer spite. They then reburied the body, a few spitting on it for good measure.
Unfortunately, the burying didn’t put an end to the story of Mr. Heston. Just like his nemesis’s in his famous movie ”The Omega Man” the exposure to fresh air returned him to the semi-living and,digging his way out of the grave he returned to plague his fellow man much like the zombies tormented him in Omega man.
And, like in Omega Man, the new Mr. Heston, now minus his famous chiseled good looks due to years of moldering, needed a fast firing, multi-round gun in which to deal with those who had defiled his final resting place.
Although he was basically a rotted ghoul without a soul, he still managed to procure one at at flea market without having to show an I.D. or go through a background check. Of course, the state he was buying it in was Mississippi so he probably would have gotten a background check anyway.
Some things never change.
As Heston’s charaxter in The Omegaman says “Your’e full of crap”….
Yea, I believe you are a Mile High after that comment.
Some of you guys think you are God’s gift to America but you are really just Fascists under the skin.
Your comment proves it.
…The HUAA was taken over by lefties and they arrested themselves.
The Left-Wings are showing their true colors. It is too bad, the House on Un-American Activities is no longer in Existance!
Ahhhhh Freed, that’s a Pennsylvania long rifle