Chapter 6: I Can See Your Gas-Chambers from My House! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
‘No, no, no. It is already well understood that Willow resigned, for the greater good of our blessed party, of our glorious nation, and indeed, of this grand, great global village; and the everlasting supremacy and dominion of our common…
Chapter 5: Golf Vacation Ahoy! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Senator Marcus Charleston Bubble put the damn phone down.
Chapter 4: Ruby, Rue the Rubes! (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Ruby Chandra de Montevideo rose to greet the trembling Senator Willow.
Rejected Cops Jingle 9: Friends
Everybody need friends! Good parody videos is the best friends of all! Bobby Joe told y’all come n’ watch it! Good an’ funny, an’ good for yer Vitamin Cs! Last boy told he gonna sue me for that! Don’t matter.
Chapter 3: Schleiss & Dice (Honest Adolph Volume 2)
Otis yawned and poured himself another Southern Comfort.
Rejected Cops Jingle 8: The Facts of Life
How do facts be facts?! Bobby Joe has the facts! Highfalutin’ metropolitans folks done got the ‘truths!’ Never mind. Enjoy the video!
Chapter 2: Bitches ‘n’ Black Boys (Honest Adolph, Volume 2)
Otis Spengler leafed through the Brooklyn Galaxy one last time. He had to quit doing this. Three editions already without him in it. Wasn’t it time to make a proper break? ‘I’m not pro-war, I’m anti-terrorism; no exceptions! Take it…
The Nomenclature of Genitalia (3/3)
Contrary facts can be annoying but objectivity is always my first choice. I made a small footnote of the remote possibility that the popularity of phallic worship wasn’t due to reverence or longing but only because they mistakenly assumed the…
The Nomenclature of Genitalia (2/3)
It was getting harder and harder to ignore the fact that in journal after journal the human female genitalia consistently had more arrows pointing to it than the human male genitalia. I’m not talking about all the inside stuff, just…
The Nomenclature of Genitalia (1/3)
As a scientist I had run out of things to research. Space is crowded and brains overdone. I find the uncertainty principle vague so quantum mechanics was out as well. There were few places to turn and I was forced…