This week at Glossy News, we have:
More funny videos from Brian!
More advice on how you can help us grow, as we introduce our modest (but hopefully very timely and helpful!) rewards and incentives scheme.
This, of course, is not an exhaustive list.
(Hope you were all sitting down when I said that!)
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