Category: Politics
Christmas Caroling Obviously Banned as “Offensive”
Oh yes, Christmas is coming, just around the corner in fact. The Festive Season of Peace on Earth and Good Will to all Men. So, are we all prepared for an evening’s visit from our local Church group’s carol singers?…
Hunk Obama Nominated for Porn Award
The nominees for the upcoming AVN Adult Video awards were released today, and in surprising move, the Adult Academy has nominated President Obama for Best Male Performer. It should be noted that the president is receiving the nomination without performing…
Sarah Palin: Going Rove
If you will be kind enough to indulge me, I would like to propose a toast: Here’s to Sarah Palin; may she never – ever – go away. I am going to go out on a limb here: No woman…
Rumpy Pumpy: E-USSR Presidential Favourite
Belgian Prime Minister Herman van Rumpy Pumpy appears to be the frontrunner for selection as the dystopic E-USSR’s first permanent president at a summit in Brussels this coming Thursday. The centre-right of left leader has a reputation as a canny…
Labour Candidate Calls Queen ‘Vermin in Ermin’
One of PM Gordon Brown’s brain-dead New Labour election candidates may be sacked before he even gets a job following the instance of his calamitous faux pas of publicly declaring the Queen to be a “parasite” and “vermin scum” on…
Tea Partying Like It’s 1929
“This bill is the greatest threat to freedom that I have seen in the nineteen years I have been here in Washington” John Boehner November 5, 2009 The greatest threat to freedom in nineteen years? Oh, dear!
Welfare Handouts – Visit the UK & fill Yer Boots with Booty
Now here’s a brain-teaser to contemplate while considering which scumbag political party to vote for in next year’s General Election. Why is the common British working class peasant paying child benefit for kids that don’t live in the UK and…
Black Men Can’t Curtsey
Obama’s botched bow to Emperor Akiheehaw this weekend has put the culturally-refined Japanese themselves in the diplomatically delicate position of not knowing whether to laugh or cry – and are as painfully embarrassed over the shameful spectacle as if Dubya…
Obama’s Admin Creates Jobs in Neverland
Now here’s a breaking news story to warm the cockles of your heart and make you proud to be American. Oh yes, enough to inspire you to shout out loud from the rooftops and declare “See, I told you we…
Gordon Brown Offers “I’m Not Quite the the Worst Case Scenario”; Is
Now, not only do we have Posh Dave Cameron and his Tory scumsters picking on poor old Gordon Brown – the Stalinist Slime Minister nobody voted for – but he’s getting it in the neck from all and sundry and…