Category: The Rest
“Cash for Crashers” Program to Air on Bravo in January
White House Crashers, the Salahis, Claim Responsibility for Crashing Twitter
A call from a man claiming responsibility for the recent Twitter hacking, which was originally reported to have been orchestrated by a group calling itself the Iranian Cyber Army, has now been traced to a bungalow in a Washington, D.C….
Lieberman Scuttles Healthcare In Retaliation to “Droopy Dog” Jokes
The good news is that no more 5% of earth’s citizens will have to suffer due to his petty, soulless, baby-killing, neo-partisan politicking.
Nevada’s Chicken Ranch Putting Roosters in the Hen House
Due to new testing methods recently developed to test men’s peckers for STD’s, male prostitutes are slated to join in the chicken dance at brothels across rural Nevada. The owner of the first ranch to offer men up to clients…
The War on Kwanzaa
I went into a Kroger’s today, and not one person wished me a Fruitful Kwanzaa….when i went to the WalMart to pick up some tasty steaks, again, not one Fruitful Kwanzaa….what is up with that? Have we come to such…
Adam Lambert May Perform at Academy Awards
It was announced today that Adam Lambert is cautiously being asked to perform at the Academy Awards. The caveat is that he must appear solo on stage, wear a loose-fitting jogging suit, and sing a medley of Barry Manilow and…