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Adam Lambert May Perform at Academy Awards

Posted on December 12, 2009. Tags: , , , ,
Posted by P. Beckert

It was announced today that Adam Lambert is cautiously being asked to perform at the Academy Awards.

The caveat is that he must appear solo on stage, wear a loose-fitting jogging suit, and sing a medley of Barry Manilow and Julie Andrews tunes.

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