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Senior Technical Writer At Educational Media Company Apologizes For Self-Destructive Behavior

Dane County, Wisconsin.  Fully expecting a rational and highly-collaborative online discussion on how to select a proper medium through which to facilitate and transfer comprehension of updated educational standards for secondary and post-secondary schools across the Midwest, entry-level technical writers,…

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“It Is What It Is!” Offered As Justification For Implementing Fucking Stupid, Needless, And Overwhelming New Employee Growth & Development Program

Minnesota.  Burned-out and exasperated staff members at Epicore Medical Support, a privately owned company that specializes in providing software programs as well as various other forms of healthcare technology to hospitals and clinics across the nation, were horrified last week after…

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Disagreement Over “January Term” Curriculum Changes Results In Epic Brawl At ‘Already Expensive’ Private Liberal Arts College

Central Iowa.  Unable to resolve key differences on how to properly view somewhat established principles concerning Self-Actualization, Brain-Based Learning, Epistemology, and Qualitative vs. Quantitative Research, Education Professors Kurt Neilsen, 61, and Walter Beckman, 64, both lost control of their tempers…

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Middle-Aged Creative Writer In Dilapidated Apartment Fucks Up Entire Future By Losing Massive Novel On USB Flash Drive

Midwest.  After spending the majority of his life carefully managing his time, avoiding ‘high-stress’ professional careers, and utilizing every single ounce of his creative energy to construct a massive and profound science fiction novel that would have become successfully published…

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Midwestern Forklift Driver Just Glad He Can Finally Go Home And “Not Stop” After 5 Beers

Grant County. 26-year-old alcoholic Craig Wall was profoundly delighted last Friday when he was finally able to leave his exhausting and pointless factory job as a Forklift Driver at Pine Bark Industries and ‘not stop’ consuming can after can of…

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