Author: P. Beckert
Rupert Murdoch Hands Out Free Puppies as Apology to Brits
The scandal involving Rupert Murdoch’s News of the World is spreading to Murdoch’s other holdings and some say it could spell doom for his News Corporation empire. Realizing immediately that his newspaper apology was doing nothing to quell the anger…
CBD in Pennsylvania is taking off
Ever since it was legalized, Pennsylvania medical cannabis has been taking over the market. People are rushing to dispensaries and the industry sales have been shooting to the sky! Residents can’t wait to get their hands on CBD to treat…
Joe Biden Takes on Fatherly Role at Debt Ceiling Talks
Vice President Joe Biden is using a unique approach when it comes to dealing with the petulant freshman Senators who aren’t budging an inch on the debt ceiling talks. Treating them like his sons, he has taken on a fatherly…
Senate Considers Replacing Part of Medicare Plan with Medical Marijuana Plan
While the debate in the Senate continues over whether to raise taxes on the rich, cut spending on Social Security and Medicare, or both, in order to deal with the debt ceiling crisis, there is one option on the table…
Dominique Strauss-Kahn Claims Luck Helped in Choosing Perfect Victim
Dominique Strauss-Kahn smiled broadly for the cameras as he and his wife left a NY courtroom Friday after being told by a judge that he was being released on his own recognizance. The dark veil of accountability for his actions…
Palin Getting Passed Around Like ‘Moonshine at a Hoedown’
Fur started to fly just hours after Michele Bachmann publicly announced that Sarah Palin would be her top choice for VP in the 2012 presidential elections. This announcement came on the heels of her expected announcement to officially seek the…
Republican Governors Not Abducted by Aliens after All
It was a scary 72 hours this past weekend when Republican governors Rick Perry of Texas and Bob McDonnell of Virginia suddenly went missing. Both were reported missing by their staff but were told by police that nothing could be…
U.S. Senate to Open Boom-Boom Room for Gentleman Senators
In an effort to keep tabs on the rising number of misbehaving male Senators in Washington, the Senate Appropriations Committee has put aside $60,000 to revamp a vacant office in the Senate Building, turning it into a boom-boom room. The…
Recent Poll Results Indicate 37% of Americans Would Not Vote for a Moron
Ever since Mitt Romney announced his bid for the GOP nomination for President in 2012, America has been embroiled in a controversy, i.e. whether a Moron could actually become President of the United States. And now, another Moron has launched…
Lady Gaga Mistaken for Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer
It was quite an embarrassing evening for Lady Gaga Saturday when fans approached her from behind and began shouting “Paul, Paul Shaffer, can I have your autograph?” Gaga has recently gone bald and while many love her no matter what…