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NAACP officially changes name
Author: Octocorn Published Date: February 25, 2015
Baltimore, MD. — In an unexpected, yet timely move, the group formerly known as the NAACP have changed their name to the National Association for the Advancement of African-Americans or NAAAA. The first meeting of the new group, held yesterday,…
Zombie Apocalypse lasts for 3 minutes
Author: Octocorn Published Date: January 30, 2015 6 Comments on Zombie Apocalypse lasts for 3 minutes
Washington, D.C.- Following an alarming number of calls to the CDC, FBI, and NSA, security analyst have concluded that the zombie apocalypse came and went without any causalities and $0 in property damage. Current Secretary of Defense, Chuck Hagel, spoke…