Author: Brian White
Eleven Things Todd Akin (R)ape Actually Believes
With all the unfair and fairly crazy stuff Todd Akin (R-Missouri) has said lately, it may be hard to keep a fair track of him, and what he believes. Here is a handy guide to what Todd Akin actually believes….
Guy Discovers Breaking Bad, Thinks He’s Broken Bad
Jason Rosen, a casual TV watcher from Wichita, Kansas, recently discovered the AMC original series “Breaking Bad” through Netflix, and now thinks he is a hardened man of the world. “When I see Skylar bust [Walter’s] balls, I think to…
Hey Mormons, Stop By & Answer a Few Questions
I had a limited understanding of Mormons, those of the Latter Day Saints faith, prior to 2012 when Romney became the Republican nominee… but now that he’s out there front and center, I have some serious questions to ask you…
Catholic Institutions Should NOT be Required to Pay for Birth Control
Thanks to the likes of Sandra Fluke, this debate has reared the back of it’s ugly front-side in the political arena once again. Many argue that it’s unfair to pay taxes to support birth control measures they don’t personally support,…
Romney Admits He Doesn’t Care About YOU
Mitt Romney was caught on a secret recording making shocking statements that are already legendary. That he doesn’t care about the 141 million people that don’t pay federal income tax. These people still pay taxes on the whole, many of…
Romney Promises Back-Cuts If He Wins
Do you remember that kid in elementary school, the one that somehow skated to the front of the line, and then all his friends asked for “cuts”? Mitt Romney is that kid, and he’s ready to allow all his buddies…
Sandra Fluke Speaks Out on Todd Akin
What follows is an open letter from Sandra Fluke in response to the republican candidate Todd Akin. She has a few choice words for him, and we’ve chosen to publish them. In a recent statement that was both factually inaccurate…
Romney Campaign Wants Your Suggestions. What Are You Waiting For?
The Romney campaign has taken the bold step of allowing for suggestions to come in through their website. What could possibly go wrong? Do you have a message you’d like to send to Mitt Romney? I bet you could send…
72% of Justin Bieber Fans Fail Turing Test
Alan Turing developed a level of accomplishment called the “Turing Test,” which was: can a computer trick a human into believing it is human. It turns out, in tests, 72% of Justin Bieber fans failed this test, leading researchers to…
Top 18 Dumbest Quotes from Mitt Romney
We recently ran a few pieces highlighting silly gaffes and statements made by Barack Obama and Joe Biden, so in an effort to remain balanced, we now present some of the dumbest, most alarming statements made by Republican nominee Willard…