Millions of ISIS Teenagers Wiped Out After Online ‘Rat Poison Challenge’
Dateline: CAMBRIDGE, MA—A team of computer programmers at MIT, led by Wallace Thickglasses, has completed its Shakespearean Translator, which converts plain English into Shakespearean verse….
Jesus Condemns Republicans For Not Messing the World up Enough (YET!), Swears off on ‘Third Coming.’
Jesus always said he was coming back one day. And he promised that this time around, there would be no more Mr Nice Guy! Hence…