Day: July 8, 2015
Texas GOP Passes Bill Forcing Men to Have Pre-Vasectomy Sonograms
In a surprising upset for gender equality groups, the Texas GOP passed a bill requiring men to have sonograms prior to receiving vasectomies. This includes a three-day waiting period before going through with this “unGodly” procedure of “tearing asunder what…
Sinister Spooks Threaten GlossyNews re: Forthcoming Jehovah Smackdown
Wallace Runnymede has been threatened with legal action by malign and powerful West Coast bureaucratic forces that he is strictly forbidden to name… On account of his anticipated smackdown on the Jehovah’s Witnesses sect. GlossyNews? Well, that as well. Still,…