Day: January 24, 2014
Posted in Top Stories
NASA: Aliens Dropped ‘Jelly Donut” Rock In Front of Mars Rover
Author: NickFun Published Date: January 24, 2014 6 Comments on NASA: Aliens Dropped ‘Jelly Donut” Rock In Front of Mars Rover
NASA scientists have discarded all previous theories as to how a mysterious ‘jelly donut’ rock appeared beside the Mars Rover Opportunity and now say it must have been dropped there by aliens. “We have ruled out every other explanation”, said…
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
Jerry Springer’s Soul Begs for Release
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: January 24, 2014 2 Comments on Jerry Springer’s Soul Begs for Release
It has been over 20 years since Jerry Springer’s soul got her first taste of trash TV. She has finally had enough, saying that she’s so over sitting idly by while her host whores himself out on national television. Finally…
Posted in Sports Events
What Would Have Happened Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The Super Bowl
Author: rfreed Published Date: January 24, 2014 18 Comments on What Would Have Happened Had The Packers Played The Seahawks For The Super Bowl
Far beyond the reaches of normal men’s consciousnesses there exists a part of the etheric worlds where what could have been still can be. All events as remembered by the minds of men are not held fast in memories lock,…