Day: December 8, 2013
Millions Mourn South African Terrorist
Author: Veto Votti Published Date: December 8, 2013 6 Comments on Millions Mourn South African Terrorist
JOHANNESBURG – With wails running free across the air, millions of grieving humans gathered in Sandton Square on Friday afternoon to mourn the passing of a great and respected national terrorist from South Africa. Participants interviewed expressed an almost uniform…
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Kris Kringle Appointed Head of NSA
Author: Jay Griggs Published Date: December 8, 2013 2 Comments on Kris Kringle Appointed Head of NSA
Phoenix, AZ- He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake. Now he hears who you are talking to so be good for goodness sake. The “Jolly Old Man,” otherwise known as Kris Kringle has been appointed to…