Day: October 23, 2013
Posted in Politics
Emergency Rooms Filled with Victims of Thumb Amputations
Author: jdmathes Published Date: October 23, 2013
Hospitals and 911 phone banks were overwhelmed Saturday night when 16% of the nation lost its thumbs. “It was mass chaos,” said Doctor Anne Fulbright at Dallas General Hospital. “All of sudden all these thumbless white people showed up spurting…
MTV Promises to Literally Double Gross by 2015
Author: Dexter Sinistri Published Date: October 23, 2013
MTV, long known as the first choice in late-night music and regular hours infomercials and reality porn-fer-tainment has set an ambitious goal; to double their gross by 2015, and they’re committed to scraping the gross bottom of the barrel to…