Day: August 21, 2013
Posted in Science
Evidence of Life Discovered on Surface of Marsh
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: August 21, 2013
ANDERSON – In what has become a sensational development, sources today confirmed the discovery of life on the surface of Marsh – the Indianapolis-based food retail store. It was previously believed that life could not flourish on the store’s floor,…
Area Grandma Thinks Googling is Sex Act
Author: Jeremy Gendelman Published Date: August 21, 2013
A local grandmother has become convinced that “the Google” is an amorous maneuver performed during the sexual act of “Googling.” After watching a local news segment that profiled young couples who Googled each other after the first date, 74-year-old Gail…