Posted in Making Headlines

Florida Lt. Governor Gives 6 To 1 Odds On Replacement

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Posted in Making Headlines

Marijuana Laced Brownies Add Extra Field Trip To Elementary Students Schedule

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Posted in Making Headlines

Pope Selection Leaves Catholics In Same Moral Bind But Better Access To Coke

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Posted in Celebrity Gossip

First Lady Michelle Obama – Coming soon to an Applebee’s near you

In case you’re just now emerging from a three-month coma or don’t have a television, you may have missed that Michelle Obama seems to be everywhere lately. Ever since she unveiled her brand new, trend-setting bangs in January, you almost…

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Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc

Wanted to Know How to Woo My Lady. Book Learnin’ Did Me Right

As long-time readers of Glossy News know, I’m a man of exquisite passion. So when I wanted to ratchet up the loving, I did what any man would do. I sipped some whiskey, yelled at my kids, and turned to…

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