Day: March 11, 2013
Posted in Religionism
God Privately Admits He Doesn’t Have Plan for Disabled Boy
Author: Laurence Brown Published Date: March 11, 2013 1 Comment on God Privately Admits He Doesn’t Have Plan for Disabled Boy
HEAVEN – Speaking off-the-record Friday, the Lord God privately admitted that he did not have a concrete plan for local disabled boy Dwight Bowers, who was born paralyzed from the waist down. Even though the excitable 6-year-old is routinely assured…
Obama Angry He “Can’t” Kill American Citizens
Author: Veto Votti Published Date: March 11, 2013 2 Comments on Obama Angry He “Can’t” Kill American Citizens
Members of the press core were violently ejected from the White House yesterday after President Obama went into a fit of rage over the fact that the Constitution prohibits him from killing innocent American citizens. “It’s not fair! My drone…