Day: March 4, 2013
Posted in News In Your Briefs
FL Governor Scott Concerned Gaping Holes Will Impact Tourism
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 4, 2013
Republican Gov. Rick Scott expressed concern today that tourist will start avoiding his state to avoid being sucked into a gaping hole. Because he failed to be explicit about which gaping hole he was concerned with, it is unsure if…
Posted in Making Headlines
Bleach Shortage In Kentucky Making KKK Gray
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 4, 2013
Posted in Making Headlines
Drone Spotted Flying Over JFK Traced To NRA
Author: Mike Kelly Published Date: March 4, 2013
Posted in Religionism
Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: March 4, 2013 4 Comments on Westboro Baptist Church Plans to Protest Itself
Westboro Baptist Church members will be staying in Topeka, Kansas this Sunday to stage what they are calling their most important protest to date. They are going to be protesting themselves. A statement issued by Westboro leader, Fred Phelps claims…
Posted in Travel
Spring Break Jokes
With warmer weather approaching and Spring Break right around the corner, Glossy News has decided, against our normal routine, to share some jokes. Normally we structure some sort of premise then jam all the jokes in around it, but sometimes…