Day: June 6, 2010
Posted in Society
DUI Laws Lead to Unfair Profiling of Drunks
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: June 6, 2010 1 Comment on DUI Laws Lead to Unfair Profiling of Drunks
San Francisco, CA (GlossyNews) — Piggybacking on the protests over Arizona’s new immigration law that demands proof of citizenship from people dressed in pointy cowboy boots, polyester shirts, tattered sombreros and riding old girl’s bikes, an army of drunken drivers…
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Louisianan Upset that Oil Spill is Killing Animals Before He Can
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: June 6, 2010
Tee Toos Landing, LA (GlossyNews) — Coonass Marty Boudreaux, who spends the bulk of his spare time drinking Dixie beer and shooting anything that moves, is pretty darned angry these days. That’s because a giant oil slick is coming on…
Posted in Environment
Obama Inspires Oil Spill to Clean Itself Up
Author: stuyv Published Date: June 6, 2010
Smelly Corners, LA (GlossyNews) — President Barack Obama’s recent visit to the Gulf Coast was billed as a chance for the Commander in Chief to assess the damage caused by the massive oil spill, but a top White House aid…