Day: April 11, 2010
Posted in News In Your Briefs
White Janitor at Alabama State Home Protests Obamacare
Author: TawdrySoup.Com Published Date: April 11, 2010
A white janitor working in the Alabama State Home for the Mentally Infirm is furious about the new law approved by Congress to give all Americans access to health care. “We dun had enough of this danged cooned-ass President trying…
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Michael Savage is Really a Little Dick
Jacksonville, Ms (GlossyNews) — The fans of right wing talk show host Michael Savage are leaving him in droves upon learning that he is not really ‘Savage’ but actually a wienie. It was revealed today that his real name is…
Posted in Health
Republicans to Boycott Health Care – Turn to Self-Medication
Author: Morphologist Published Date: April 11, 2010
WASHINGTON, D.C. (GlossyNews) — In response to the ass-trouncing recently inflicted by the Democrats over the Republicans over the hotly debated health care reform bill, Republicans in all levels of government held a press conferences early today in which they…