Posted in Science & Technologizzy

Subsidi-Farm Granted USDA Contract to Develop Seedless Pot

Washington, D.C. – In what was hailed as a “good news, bad news” story today out of Washington, Subsidi-Farm, one of the nation’s largest agricultural companies, has been granted a federal contract to develop seedless, irradiated pot, which, among other…

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Posted in Making Headlines

Same-Sex Marriage Now Legal in Washington, DC

Half of Congress already reported to have applied for licenses.

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Posted in World News

Chileans Worried They Won’t Get as Much Attention as Haiti

“In the news, they said the quake might have moved the earth a bit form its axis thus affecting the length of day. I hate it when that happens,” said a Chilean beach goer.

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Posted in World News

Dispute Over Persian Gulf Naming Rights Leads to Name Calling

TEHRAN, Iran (GlossyNews) — Airlines refusing to call the waterway between Iran and the Arabian peninsula the ‘Persian Gulf’ will be banned from Iranian airspace, the transport minister told local media. The warning was directed toward air carriers in neighboring…

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