Day: October 21, 2009
US and China in Nylon Trade War, Chocolate May Be Next
Recycling Rules: Bin Bureaucracy
UK householders could be fined millions of pounds and face up to five years in one of Her Majesty’s overcrowded ‘sodomite paradise’ prisons if they throw food scraps and potato peelings into their wheelie bins under the EU’s draconic new…
UK Freedom of Speech Suspended
A leading UK gutter press tabloid, the Daily Shitraker, has been barred from reporting parliamentary proceedings on legal grounds which appear to call into question privileges guaranteeing free speech established under the centuries-old 1688 Bill of Rights. Yesterday’s House of…
UFO Attacks X-Files Wind Farm
Enthusiasts from the UFO organisation 13th Planet are claiming the massive damage to a Smegmashire wind farm turbine was caused by a mystery alien spacecraft from the planet Nibiru. One of the 300 foot high turbines at Doggers Clough lost…