Day: October 16, 2009
Posted in Religionism
Rev. Moon Sells Off Mass-Marriage to Mormons
Author: BobZaguy Published Date: October 16, 2009 2 Comments on Rev. Moon Sells Off Mass-Marriage to Mormons
Sun Moon University, Seoul, South Korea —The final 10,000 Moonies exchanged their marriage vows this week. The ceremony came just before Utah’s Latter Day Saints, the Mormons, prepared to take over the franchise from Rev. Moon and his three sons.
Most Idiotic Nuisance 999 Calls Revealed
Author: Rusty Published Date: October 16, 2009 5 Comments on Most Idiotic Nuisance 999 Calls Revealed
A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport’s W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making…
Posted in Human Interest
Postmen’s Union Decry Canine Attacks
Police do not take pet animal attacks on postal delivery workers seriously enough, irate union leaders told press hacks during their annual Christmas piss-up at Smegmadale’s Fighting Dog and Pikey pub. The claim comes after postman Sheldon Scrunt suffered severe…