Day: September 12, 2009
Police Chief Faces Racist Probe from “Damn Darkies”
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 12, 2009
According to a report leaked to the Daily Shitraker by an anonymous source inside the Metropolitan Police Authority (Sergeant Candida Muffrot) an independent investigation has begun into claims of racism against Ms. Catherine Crawfish, the 95-year old Gorgonesque chief executive…
Fat Camp for Porky Kids Opens to Poor Food Reviews
Author: Rusty Published Date: September 12, 2009
Reporters from the Daily Shitraker have uncovered a secret plan formulated by Sir Erwin Bogbrush – New Labour’s Minister for Orwellian Studies – to send overweight children on a draconian NHS enforced slimming regime.