Month: September 2004
Culkin So High, Didn’t Know He Was in Oklahoma
Author: Brian White Published Date: September 20, 2004
Macaulay Culkin, long the idol of Jacksonian worship, has reached new highs in his career and physiology this week with his drug arrest in, of all places, Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. Culkin made no comment about his star-turned-felon status which put…
Head Allegedly Weighs “Like 500 Pounds”
Author: Dominic Benjamin Published Date: September 7, 2004
Don’t think I don’t see all you proud people walking around with your gigantic melons held high. It bugs me like a plague of locusts because I’m proud too, but my pigeon-bobby noggin weighs more than the sun and the…