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France Finds Missing Flight 370

France Finds Missing Flight 370

After waiting more than ten days to jump into the search for Flight 370, France declared it has found the ill fated airliner off the coast of Italy.

“We were delayed due to union repairs on our sole high imaging satellite which experienced a malfunction several years ago.

“Luckily, when it became operational, it was positioned directly over the spot where the plane went down and we found it within minutes,” said French Foreign Minister Pepe Lepew.

The lone satellite image released by France shows MH370 lying on its side in shallow water just yards off the west coast of Italy near Isola del Giglio.

“We were surprised, it was larger than expected.” added Lepew.

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photo credit: StefoF via photopin cc

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4 Responses to “France Finds Missing Flight 370”

  1. deeptrout says:

    Obviously, I was drunk.

  2. deeptrout says:

    …and on the toilet.

  3. deeptrout says:

    Fixed it.

  4. deeptrout says:

    Seriously Free, all I (and maybe others) wanted to know was what was so funny about breadsticks. As mentioned, I even spent some time googling it because I thought I might have missed some news about olive garden.

    I still don’t get it so I’ll ask again, WHAT’S SO FREAKIN FUNNY ABOUT BREADSTICKS?

    Can’t be that hard…

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