11 New Slogans for the Mitt Romney Campaign

The Romney campaign has been struggling to find their “bumper-sticker” moment, but they’ve been working hard towards that end. What follows is ten of their best new slogans for this 2012 election. Here’s hoping Romney wins, am I right?

Top Eleven Campaign Slogans for Mitt Romney in 2012

* Cash is King
* Cutting Taxes, Corners and Hair
* All for One, and None for You
* Because I’m Rich
* I Get Around (the Tax Code)
* Making the Cream Rise Faster
* The Cadillac of Candidates
* Kill All Humans
* Death to Poverty (and the poor)
* Vote Romney! It’s either that or Communism.
* You get what you get when you vote for Mitt.

Additional contributions added by WP Scranton and Brian K. White.

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