After her recent ‘success’ with the notorious Snooper’s Charter, Theresa ‘Jihadi Tess’ May is now planning to conduct yet another Cameroneque image change for her right-wing party, the Conservatives. One anonymous source close to the eagle’s mouth tells me:
1. It was all John Major’s fault. 2. It was all Saddam Hussein’s fault. 3. Divine intervention (more or less the right kind).