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TRUMP BLEATS VICTORY!

After escaping decapitation, King Donald twirled around his country like a crazed ballerina. ┬áHe shrieked victory from town to town accompanied by Adam Schiff howling in a cage. Lord of the Stool Steve Miller administered electric shocks to the former…

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Impeachment Defense Lawyer Jokes

EDITOR: The picture above shows that justice is blind. Not entirely sure what that means. Any ideas??? Why won’t white sharks eat impeachment defense lawyers when they go swimming?A: They are the same skin color…B: They are both in the…

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GUEST POST: Dear Leader Donald Denounces ‘Fake Christian’ Conspiracy Against America!

ED: We’d like to welcome world-renowned/notorious web troll Donald Trump to our esteemed publication. We would like to remind our reminders that no money has changed hands for this exclusive Ted Haggard-style guest post. Why would a person of faith…

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