Tag: ted cruz

NOTE: This was published a while back on The Spoof. However, the endless attempts of politicians to get ‘down with the kids’ remains a constant marvel, that has stood the test of time.

Dateline: WASHINGTON—Senator and reputed Tea Party leader Ted Cruz introduced a resolution to the Senate yesterday, calling for the immolation of all of the United States apart from its golf courses. Speaking in favour of the motion on the congressional…