Tag: plastic
U.S. Quits Climate, Forges New Environmental Alliance
The United States in a surprise announcement today indicated that it was quitting climate altogether, relinquishing the current model in favor of a new environmental alliance. “Climate! It’s one crisis after another. If it’s not floods and earthquakes, it’s wildfires,…
U.S. Declares Plastic a Major Food Group, Part of a Balanced Diet
WASHINGTON – In a move described as “accepting reality” the US Food and Drug Administration (FDA) has declared plastic to be “a major food group.” US FDA spokesperson Carl Manson stated: “We admit that trace amounts of plastic leak into…