Tag: marxists
Posted in Politics
Alt-Right Lunatic Richard Spencer Commences ‘Eastern Strategy’ of Soviet Apologetics
I hear the zinc-deficient, self-partnered, ultra-demisexual serial onanists of the Alt-Right are now borrowing tips from their fellow radical socialists, the Tankies:
Posted in World News
Capitalism Undermined Every Day by Well-Heeled, Homeless, Entitled Middle-Class Scroungers
The national magazine sold exclusively by the homeless, Big Woop, has faced many damning criticisms in its time. Allegations abound of aggressive selling techniques which are harming the Universal Beltway Interest of Our Common Humanity and/or that of the Golden…
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos
Starving Artists call the Internet a Vast Communist Conspiracy
Millions of underemployed or out-of-work citizens of Canada, Europe, and the United States took to the streets to protest the internet as a vast communist conspiracy. Moreover, many Westerners are flocking to China, praising its pervasive censorship of the internet…