Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!

Yesterday, 15 October 2018, universally renowned and admired Young Earth Creationist Kent “Dr Dino” died in prison.

Best known for his bizarre ‘unicorn’ rants, based on a highly innovative ‘creative interpretation’ of Job 39.9, Hovind later fell from grace; convicted as a common felon, or some would say, a tax evader… er, protester!

Will the unicorn be willing to asserve thee (sic!), or abide by thy crib?

Poor old Kent is now making up his lonesome crib in hellfire; or if not that, at least one of the wilder, more wackadoodliest echelons of the $cientologist Hubbosphere!

Watch out for them goddamn freight trains, Kent!

But what actually happened?! Read more Obituary: Batshit Crazy Creationist Lunatic Kent Hovind Dies From Electrocution!

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Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies

Trump’s ‘Drain the Swamp’ strategy recently sounds more like a ‘Fill the Swamp’ strategy.

Mildly perturbed (as always!) by lingering accusations of bad faith, dishonesty and cynicism, Trump is now shaking up his cabinet, in order to get rid of all the corrupt moneygrubbers, as well as any remaining Beltway establishment career politicos. Read more Trump Announces New “Drain the Swamp Strategy,” Swears to Cram Administration with Fundies

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