Posted on 05 March 2017.
President-select Donald Trump, in a presidential huff of not-my-jobbery, quickly fled to Mar-a-Lago in Florida, as the right to consume recreational Marijuana was heating up in the King Lobster State of Maine.
“I think it’s important for states to decide what is and isn’t legal,” said Trump, referring to the suppression of LGBTQ rights, while adding, “But this marijuana. You know what that is, right? It’s drugs. Very bad stuff. We have to get rid of it.”
Trump allegedly called his “good friend Jason Trodo” to ask what Canada would pay to take Maine “off our hands.” While Prime Minister Justin Tredeau wasn’t opposed to annexing Maine, which the majority New Hampsharts already consider Canada, the deal-breaker was the requirement for 611 miles of “Mexican-proof cement walls, with gold trim at the top, because it looks better that way.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics, Top Stories
Posted on 02 February 2017.
This is KIND OF fake news, insofar as it hasn’t actually happened yet.
Loudmouthed Boston characters to replace the previously shy & retiring NYC ones?
MAKE IT HAPPEN
Here’s a salutary lesson for INTELLIGENT Twitter users…
Or not so much, as the case may be.
Death of a beautiful career?
Not a fake quote, but easily misunderstood until you probe a little deeper.
Cartman gets an anal probe?
Nah! Ike gets a deeply fastidious one!
Sorry about the small writing. I guess that’s the least of our worries. What IS IT with this pretentious idiot?
(Sorry, did I mean Ted Haggard or Richard Dawkins?)
Don’t worry if the print on that last one was too small to read.
You’re REALLY, REALLY not missing too much.
Posted in Entertainment, Internets Tubes
Posted on 21 January 2017.
TRUDEAU ADOLF HITLER EULOGY
Adolf Hitler did many things that we, as 21st century, progressive, tolerant, metropolitan Canadians, find difficult to accept.
But Hitler did stand firm against the Red Army, preventing them from swamping Europe and perpetrating the hideous mass atrocities and crimes against Humanity they committed elsewhere, on the other side of the world, in Russia, or thereabouts.
TRUDEAU BENITO MUSSOLINI EULOGY
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Posted in World News