Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!


Cometh the hour, cometh the man!
Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban!
Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming…
Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running!
No more bent bananas and made up oppressions
No more censorship and manufactured microaggressions
We will be manufacturing half the world
Now shut up and let us get on with your Exodus, you little turds! Read more Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!

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Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin

What Did the Romans Ever Do For Us?

Genial fop Jacob Rees-Mogg recently apologised for a recent factual error he made about Jeremy Corbyn, a staple object of satire on these pages. Read more Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin

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