Tag: jacob rees-mogg
Billionaire Cayman Yacht W**ker Wants You to Know He DESPISES “Arrogant, Out of Touch Metropolitan Elite!”
Decrepit 80s Beano cameo prancer and overfed nannified Southern flouncer Jacob Rees-Mogg wants you to know that he hates neoliberal greed, elitist Londoners and the usual arrogant south of the M1 Avocado Gangsters of the Kale ‘n’ Quinoa belt… And…
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Moggxodus: An Ode to Britain’s Prophet, & Our Future Exodus from Brussels!
Cometh the hour, cometh the man! Time to break free from the Brussels Taliban! Don’t drop the cognac, a hangover’s coming… Guy and Jean-Claude, now they better start running! No more bent bananas and made up oppressions No more censorship…
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Woke Nonsense Round-Up 03/03/2017: Angry Socialists Demand Xenophobic ‘Purge’ of Foreign Latin
What Did the Romans Ever Do For Us? Genial fop Jacob Rees-Mogg recently apologised for a recent factual error he made about Jeremy Corbyn, a staple object of satire on these pages.