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Allen West concedes defeat– “All I want to do is dance.”


TALLAHASSEE–Allen West conceded today that life was way too short to sit back and count votes.

The defeated GOP incumbent congressman from Florida has decided instead to toss the political towel to newly elected Patrick Murphy, Democrat, freeing West to follow his life dream to become a member of the official University of Florida dance team, the Dazzlers. Read the full story

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Election 2012 Over; Will Lessons Learned Fade as Quickly as the Scars?


The 2012 elections were stressful and trying for those on both sides of the political spectrum, but it’s easy to see why nobody had it worse than Brian K. White, the editor of Glossy News.

After all, I did have 62-articles to edit on election day alone, and I followed this thing so passionately I would have named my first born after it had the timing been different.

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So here’s what we actually learned from the 2012 election cycle: Read the full story

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Sorry To Inform You, But This Whole Election Has Been a Scam


GlossyNews.com – My fellow Americans- I wish to prepare you for a great and unbelievable shock.

At least for most of you. Some have already realized what is happening.

Please sit down. This will be hard to take. Read the full story

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Senator McCain Makes Preparations for Acceptance Speech


GlossyNews.com – In what many in the Washington beltway press are calling “just a little bit weird”, the office of Senator John McCain has sent out a press release this morning announcing his intent to hold a victory celebration for his election to president later this evening at the Motel 6 in downtown Phoenix. Read the full story

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Joe Walsh (R-IL) Yells At Voters, What Is Freakin’ Wrong With You?


GlossyNews.com – Illinois one term congressman Joe Walsh created a spectacle outside a rural voting precinct this morning when he lashed out at several voters who snickered at him after voting for his opponent.

The congressman, never known for being balanced in policy or mentally, finally tired of the constant ridicule from his constituents and started taunting them for not voting for him. Several people were extremely offended by his off-color language and impressively racist statements. Read the full story

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Romney Campaign Wants Your Suggestions. What Are You Waiting For?


The Romney campaign has taken the bold step of allowing for suggestions to come in through their website. What could possibly go wrong?

Do you have a message you’d like to send to Mitt Romney? I bet you could send him a real zinger, if you try.

Here are some ideas as to what you might suggest to Mitt Romney’s campaign, if you feel so inclined.

RIGHT: Mitt Romney has such big ideas contained in his big, big head… don’t tell that to his face. (CLICK TO ENLARGE) Read the full story

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