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Election Day 2012, Wall-to-Wall Coverage… Seriously

Election Day 2012, Wall-to-Wall Coverage… Seriously

GlossyNews.com – Welcome to GlossyNews’ election day coverage. We’re running about three stories per hour, though more during the peak of the evening, so keep it here and we’ll feed you, baby bird.

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You want the news from around the country, and you better bet your sweet ass, we’ve got the news for you.

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Electioneering, poll fraud, vote rigging and even hurricane vote watching are all topics we’re covering, and in serious ways. Also, not so serious ways.

Stay tuned throughout the day and we’ll keep you posted.

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10 Responses to “Election Day 2012, Wall-to-Wall Coverage… Seriously”

  1. Talk Shatsky says:

    To all my fellow political junkies, get your Election 2012 news here first!

  2. Sheree Shatsky says:

    Said it once, said it twice. Just like those too young underpaid Florida newsboys of the 1900's, "Get your Election News 2012 HERE!"

  3. Brian White says:

    You said it, Sheree!

  4. Mark Garrison says:

    I just threw my television out the window. And my radio too. Crap. I surf the web with my TV. I’ll be right back.

  5. Sawyer Brown says:

    is there an election today? I got a info packet that said the spanish ballots won't be in until friday!

  6. Kilroy says:

    Man, they tried to dupe you! They’ll be in tomorrow.

  7. Brian K. White says:

    I think the facebook comments link is broken because we keep changing the time on this story. We do that to keep it at the top of the pile, so it always appears where new readers can see it… six of one half-dozen of your mother.

  8. Sawyer Brown says:

    so…tired. where's general zod to end this madness?

  9. Mike Kelly says:

    LOL, Kilroy, good one.

  10. Talk Shatsky says:

    We might be close on Florida.

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